Don't copy if you can't paste!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said, 'The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!'

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added, '... And that woman was my mother!' Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit tipsy after a drink, and he said loudly, 'The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!'

His wife went red with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out '... And I can't remember who she was!'

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

Vanuatu - Islands of fire

So was the name of the ninth season of the show Survivor. Vanuatu - islands of fire. Well, they sure did lit a fire in my heart, a passion for their culture. I fell in love with the landscapes and I must admit it, I want to get there someday and I will do anything possible to succeed. Maybe in my honeymoon, if I'm lucky. Until then, let me show you this sweet paradise.

Who am I and what I want

Probably you may think that I created this blog for a specific reason. You're wrong. So wrong. I created it just because. I hope it will turn up right. If it is interesting or not, you free to decide. If you like it, come back soon, if you don't, just click the "x" in the right- upper corner of the page. As this is my first post, I'll give you more information about me. I'm 19 and I'm interested in photography, photo manipulation, English, French, Spanish, Portuguese and in fact all foreign languages and last but not least I'm interested in everything connected with Vanuatu. I hope I will get there someday. I really do. I may post some pictures of some landscapes there, sometime. And that's about it for now. Bye-Bye!